Your Modern Cupid in Disguise
“Coffee dates” are synonymous with good company and even better conversation. But, what is it about that bittersweet liquid that inspires us to be bold, creative, and confident? Grumpy Goat Coffee is exploring the intricate role coffee plays in our personal relationships, and digging into the science behind our bodily reaction to those delicious roasted beans.
It begins with a subtle intoxication of a lovely, unmistakable aroma. Then, your tongue tickles with undeniable excitement. The steamy liquid touches your lips, travels down the length of your throat, and nestles a fuzzy warmth in the depth of the heart. You wonder, how could a drink leave you thirsty for more?
A cup of coffee is not simply for the quiet writer on a rainy day—the one in a dark sweater, sitting by the window, staring out longingly at the puddles of rain in the parking lot.
Coffee has become the pinnacle for modern day relationships. How many times have you heard, “Want to grab a cup of coffee?” It’s the go-to invite of the social-savvy millennial.
Coffee is as much a carefully crafted drink, as it is a social tool for thriving in a modern day dating age.
Can coffee improve my love life?
In short, yes.
Let’s face it, first meetings can be intimidating, scary, awkward, and down-right stressful! Anything that lightens the blow of a first meeting is greatly appreciated.
Coffee is the hidden wingman you’ve been searching for. Coffee contains caffeine [i.e. 1-3-7-trimethylpurine-2-6-dione] which, beyond preventing headaches, is able to scare away irritability, depression, or mental fogginess.
According to The World Journal of Biological Psychiatry, coffee contains properties which vastly improve coffee drinkers lives like providing mental clarity, increasing alertness, and improving long-term memory.
Pretty powerful stuff, huh? But wait, there’s more…
Love
Coffee can improve your love life. That’s right! Whether it be Tinder dates, OkCupid, Bumble or that guy or gal you ran into at the grocery store, coffee dates are the top pick for dating meeting places. Whether you order with or without sugar, coffee is certainly bound to sweeten up your love life, even in the hustle and bustle of our modern day lives.
How? You may ask.
Coffee dates provide the perfect environment for a budding relationship to flourish. Coffee shops are timeless, private spots that seem to exist in an alternate, artistic dimension. Lucky for us, we can enjoy them in our reality.
Cozy coffee shops and caffeine work collectively as your modern day cupid by maintaining positivity and excitement in any given conversation. That means that the days of awkward conversation are over! In fact, you and that special someone won’t want the conversation to end. Being with the one you love is best with a steamy cup of coffee. The extra boost of caffeine will give you the energy you need to enjoy each other’s company all night.
Coffee connects us in so many ways—to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.
—Rohan Marley
[son of Bob Marley]
Heartbreak
Maybe you’ve found yourself on the other side of love….the dark side [insert Darth Vader’s intense breathing here]. Perhaps Valentine’s Day was spent alone, or the result of a messy break-up. Not to worry, let coffee be your true love! Grumpy Goat Coffee is the ticket to many conversation starters, ice-breakers, or a drink to keep a fun night going.
Spill the coffee details!
Whether you’re a proud single ready-to-mingle, or recently broke up with a long-term squeeze, Grumpy Goat Coffee is here for you—in the convenience of your own home!
Stress
With work, school, family, life, we’re often working to balance our lives in the stressful reality of modern day. In a technology driven work world, stress can become overwhelming, leading to feeling drained or burnt out, especially in love.
How could I possibly manage a relationship?
Among a plethora of health benefits, caffeine encourages coffee dates by minimizing stress and encouraging energy.
A high energized first coffee date is certain to leave a lasting impression, so drink, drink, drink!
The peaceful bliss of a warm cup of Grumpy Goat promises to melt the worries of your day away. You’ll have the mental clarity to step forward confidently into your love life.
Grumpy Goat wants to tag along on your journey to finding true love. Whether short or long term, an unforgettable cup of coffee is surely set to inspire a positive, romantic interaction.
With unique, quality ingredients roasted locally in Bonita Springs, we’re confident you’ll relish every cup. Check out our list of various roasts from diverse Central/Southern American countries. Jump aboard this exciting adventure for love awaits!
