Get Your Goat Hat…Spring Break is Gonna be Lit!
That big, bright, burning, benevolent sun is beckoning us all away from our offices and into the wondrous world of pleasure, paradise, and piña coladas. Spring break 2018 is going be jam-packed with great weather, fun boat outings, unforgettable parties, tasty barbecues, bubbly beer, and life-long best friends.
But first, we got to check the weather…
The weather is going to be at ‘just the right amount of fire’ in Bonita! In other words, we got definite beach weather vibes. Don’t let those icky “blue light” rays from your computer screen hold you back from a memorable adventure. It’s time to start planning for a makeshift luau out, an endless game of volleyball by the beach, or a whole afternoon of swimming and sunbathing. Just think, you’re only a week away from having your toes buried in the soft, warm sand—a gentle, cozy breeze flowing through your hair—ah yes, paradise! Can you hear those roaring waves calling?
Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
-Robin Williams
Don’t forget your sunscreen!
It’s always important to remember protection, especially when you’re going to be spending long hours exposed to the sun. Sunscreen doesn’t cut it! Leaving your eyes exposed to high UV [ultraviolet] light, a.k.a sun rays, is damaging to the human eye’s natural lens. Damage to the lens could result in vision loss! Stay safe with hats and a pair of cool shades. Get yourself a goat hat or two for outdoor fun.
We have stylish merch that is worthy of Instagram fame, so selfie away! With a great selection of Nike caps in a tucker style, you’re bound to rock your party boat into another dimension! Check out our best selling Grumpy Goat hat in charcoal. Don’t worry about size, our hats are versatile and adjustable.
Not a hat person?
No worries! We offer different t-shirt options with Grumpy Goat’s classic Grumpy Goat design. Grumpy Goat Coffee is determined to get you out onto that beautiful and vast ocean for your well-deserved break. Just remember to stay well hydrated, take breaks from the party, and chill in some shade to keep from overheating. We want the fun to last all night! Do you got the Goat for your boat?
